As a dino loving dad, I couldn't make a dinosaur website without some dinosaur dad jokes. Please email me your favorites at switchasaurus@gmail.com.

Q: What do you call an exploding dinosaur?
A:Dino-mite!

Q: What do you call a liquid exploding dinosaur?
A: Gasoline!
(Kind of makes it easier to spend $4 a gallon when you think about it.)

Q: What would you get if a herd of dinosaurs went on the highway?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Q: Why do sauropods have long necks?
A: Because their feet smell!

Q: Did you know that Triceratops could grow up to 30 feet?
A: But usually they just had four.

Q: What's green and hangs from tall trees?
A: Brachiosaurus snot

(This one is from my daughter, Penny.)
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats at the table?
A: A dinoing table!

Q: Did Similicaudipteryx wear glasses?
A: No. But it does have four I's

Q: Did all dinosaurs have two eyes?
A: We'll never know because they don't fossil eyes.

Q: Why did the brass trio like to play songs about Triceratops?
A: Because it has three horns!

Q: Did you hear about the choir or sauropods?
A: They were the brachiochorus.

Q: Why did stegosaurus make a mess during dinner?
A: Because his plates were on his back.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with great teeth?
A: Flossaraptor

Q: Why are archaeologists so cranky?
A: I don't know, but they always have a bone to pick!